Stop using AI. Please stop doing it.
The AI renderings of people cause a chill to run through my body. The fingers are too many. The knuckles are too bendy. The overlapping teeth that are both in the mouth and of the bottom lip. It’s all very grotesque. It makes me feel bad because I sometimes think “If I saw a real person that looked like that, would I react like this? Does this make me a bad person?” And that’s insane because nobody looks like that. It’s AI! But that’s not really the reason I want you to stop.
Whenever people tell me they’ve used AI, I feel like I’m going insane. Why do you need a machine to type an email for you? Did you not know how to type an email six months ago? I can teach you how to write an email: type out the information you need to get across and then put your name at the bottom.
What if it’s an email that I don’t care about and I just want to send information to some stupid loser who sucks?
Great question! If you don’t care about them, just send them a bad email. Or don’t email them at all. Why are you emailing losers? I only email winners and vital members of society. Try that!
It’s not the future! Don’t let Mark Zuckerberg tell you that it’s the future! He doesn’t know what the future will hold! He made Facebook so that a bunch of lameass Harvard boners could goon out to their classmates and then rank them like sick freaks.
LOOK AT HIM!
A guy who dresses like this knows not of the future! I’m gonna ignore the glasses for a second to say: What is this t-shirt? He looks like he just finalized his third divorce. I want to cyberbully him so bad. He looks like a kid who’s dressed like this in hopes that we’ll all forget that he crapped his pants on the field trip to Minute Man National Park, the site of the Battles of Lexington and Concord.
Let’s all try to not be idiots here on this day.
And where are the religious zealots on this!? They think Rihanna’s demonic, but not the soulless computer making images of 17-fingered people with lipteeth?
We’re a failing nation.
Have you seen the AI headshots on LinkedIn? Are we really too busy to snap a quick pic? Jesus God! You say you’re detail-oriented and tenacious, but as soon as someone suggests you stand against a blank wall and smile, the tenacity tank hits empty?
It’s just braindead behavior. But then, there’s the environmental cost.
Studies are showing that the carbon and water usage is legit bananas and that the usage of water by AI could “[by 2027 be] equivalent to the total water withdrawal of Denmark.” That’s spooky and it’s also dumb as hell! We’re gonna throw away a Denmark of water because Mark Zuckerperv and Elon Perv say it’s the future? We’re gonna use all that energy on generating images of OURSELVES!? I have an image of myself!!!
Companies continue to try to shove AI down our throats in a way that makes me suspicious that they are being held at gunpoint by AI, but I know that’s not the case, because that would actually be fucking interesting and it would mean that AI could actually do something real.
This is all about bored, rich psychopaths thinking they’re revolutionary and trying to force us to think so too.
I don’t think so and neither should you!
In summation, it’s for losers and pervs. Use your brain. Make sweet beautiful love to our planet instead of robbing it of its resources. Take a selfie. Don’t email jerks.